My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
is this how christian couples takes baths together
I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….
straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives
no homo couple’s bathtub
OKAY. AGAIN. I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.
THIS BATH IS BRILLIANT BECAUSE IT LETS YOU FUCKING BATHE TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPROMISE ON TEMPERATURE.
SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT HOT. SOME LIKE IT COLD. SOME LIKE TO ALMOST BLISTER AND OTHERS AREN’T COMFORTABLE IF THEY’RE NOT FLIRTING WITH FROST BITE.
AND SOMETIMES THESE PEOPLE ARE A COUPLE AND WANT TO BE ROMANTIC AND BATHE TOGETHER BUT CAN’T STAND THE OTHER’S TEMPERATURE.
SO THEY EITHER COMPROMISE OR THEY GET A TUB THAT LET’S THEM EACH BE COMFORTABLE, AND ALLOWS THEM TO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE TO BOOT SO THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK AND SHIT.
AND IT HAS OTHER USES. GOT KIDS OF DIFFERENT AGES? NEED THEM BOTH TO BATHE AT THE SAME TIME? PUT THE OLDER ONE IN THE BACK AND LET ‘EM HAVE ALL THE FUN THEY WANT ON THEIR OWN, AND BATHE THE YOUNGER ONE UP FRONT WHERE YOU CAN HELP WASH THEM.
THIS BATH IS FUCKING GENIUS FOR HOUSES WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON LIVING IN IT. AND YOU GET HUNG UP ON A(n admittedly overstereotyped) COLOR CHOICE?!?
Because he is.
He shared lip pencil with Taylor Swift. True friendship
HE PLAYS BASS FOR HER LIKE DOES SHE EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST
He’s such a bamf like can you not sir
Amos what are you even doing
How can you not ship them
Is he a bass player or Spider-Man we will never know
Why are you so perfect
He shares a headband with Taylor Swift. How’s your life
SASSY AMOS IS SASSY
Do I even need to explain
So in conclusion, Amos Heller is better than you
And you know it
the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
how does phone sex end?
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW
Always reblog because perfection.
I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.
This is sacred
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear